Dec 2, 2010
Welcome to The Eh Team MPR Relief contest. Our goal is to reward the faithful listeners of “The Eh Team” that want to feel what it’s like to be a part of our team. We have listed four of our feats here that you must complete in order to be eligible for the grand prize. Each of these feats all relate back to us in some way, and as such, we have all personally issued the following challenges:
Smi77y: win a daily standard event (4-0, or 3-1) with one of the lists posted to 60cards.com
JayBoosh: get yourself DQ’d from FNM or any sanctioned event.
Scotty: get the Eh Team Podcast pimped or publicly promoted by a celebrity or on a public forum like TV or radio.
KYT: perform a Jedi mind trick on one of your opponents during a sanctioned event.
There are of course rules. Each one of these feats that you accomplish is worth one entry into the draw for our four favourite cards. If you are one of the lucky few that compete all four, then your name will also be entered into the grand prize draw for a Primeval Titan and a Lion’s Eye Diamond. Listen to Episode 16 of “The Eh Team” to hear what prizes are being given away in addition to the grand prize drawing.
Each feat needs to be proven. We like videos, but obviously audio recording and or pictures may also be accepted for Scotty’s challenge. Smi77y’s challenge will be seen on mtgonline.com.
Each feat must remain a secret in terms of what you are trying to do. Intuitively, it is bad form to tell someone you are trying to mind trick them or get DQ’d. The first rule about MPR Relief is, you don’t talk about MPR Relief. This will also prevent obvious staging.
We will reserve the right to use your entries and submissions for public entertainment value at the close of this contest.
By submitting an entry for or by participating in this contest, you formally release the podcast and its participants from any and all responsibility for any potential damages that may or may not be sustained by participation as mentioned above.
Contest closes December 31,2010.
Winner will be selected by January 14,2011
So Gerry T's challenge didn't make the cut?
So you're encouraging people to cheat or be unsporting? What a great idea.
I feel like doing both KYT's and Kay's challange at the same time... to one person. He would get so angry. Sounds like tons of fun. I wish Smitty's was paper too, so i could try to do them all at the same time. That would be epic.
Aww I took 1st on TNM with Smitty's token deck
yeah..... as an aspiring judge i really dislike what jays feat is promoting. in order to get dq'd you basically really need to be being a dick in some way or another to someone and pissing someone off. i don't think that helps the magic community in any way.
Arlo! Quit whining! lol
hey guys, in lieu of all the bitching whining and crying, ive decided to change my contest to whomever can either show me a picture of the biggest dick theyve sucked, and or a video of them crying. Also , emails of complaints and whining are fine, provided they are minimum of 500 words.
Please feel free to blame all your lifes problems on me, cry about my contest, as well as any others that you feel are unjustified, you can even cry about childhood abuse you sufered. Hell you cant even cry about this response to your crying!
Remember, we here at the mtg eh team are here to listen to your complaints, to suck your teet, and make sure that life is fluffy all the way through.
Please enjoy the rest of your bright, sunny, never raining, easy peasy lemon squeezy days!
This msg brought to you by channel fireball, where we condone cheating through the likes of saito, and want you to grow up to be just like him.
*disclaimer, shut the fuck up.
Dude that has to be one of the most epic responses I've ever read. I laughed my ass off reading that.
Fuck yeah JayBoosh. I hope someone does compleate your contest and you post the sweet video.
The Eh Team is fucking awsome and anyone that says otherwise can totaly suck it.
-Adam
You Tell em! I was planning on going to an out of city FNM to get DQ'd so I don't have to have people talking trash at my game store!
"you can even cry about childhood abuse you sufered"
LOL epic.
@Arlo, its a FUN contest you douche, so hows about you go back and look at the quests (and not the search you deck for an Argentum Armor type quest you weenie) and realize they are ALL jokes and would be funny! *slides over noob token*
@The Eh Team, great work guys, i listen to your crap every day out here in CFB Shilo Manitoba.